peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

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Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.

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mis3rybiscuits:

crawltowardsthemoon:

"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"

how on earth

my kinda volcano
those who we’re wondering ‘how on earth’ http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5093982